Four Sociopolitical Mindsets Compared (satire)
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In my observance of today’s social and political climate, it is apparent that four basic types of mindsets are operating in our American Culture of today –
1) The True Conservative
2) The Pretend Conservative Fascist
3) The Modern Liberal
4) The Socialist Neo-Marxist
I felt it would be interesting and fun to compare them … shall we ?
Let’s take a few daily situations and see how each operate –
Food and Drink –
The True Conservative has a beer after work or Sips a glass of domestic wine in the evening and nibbles on a few wheat crackers and a sliver of cheese while rejoicing in the flavors and relaxed state of mind.
The Pretend Conservative Fascist supports prohibition as he sneaks out back to retrieve the bottle of 100 proof sour mash wiskey hidden inside a potted plant.
The Modern Liberal buys some weed and smokes the entire bag while watching Kieth Overblown on Current TV with an energy drink and a sack of tortillia chips.
The Socialist Neo-Marxist makes a speech condemning fast food and fries and tells people to eat their veggies. Then walks over to their private football game watching party and has smoked kielbasa sausages, party mix, fried chicken tenders and pork chops with hot dogs and fries for the kids. Later their private pizza chef who was flown in from Chicago brings out several hand made pizzas.
Desert –
The True Conservative breaks off a few squares of a chocolate bar to enjoy while wrapping up the rest for tomorrow.
The Pretend Conservative Fascist waits for the rest of the family to go to bed and then sneaks into the kitchen and eats half a gallon of ice cream.
The Modern Liberal Holds up the bag of tortillia chips so the crumbs can fall down into his mouth. Then jonzes for more but can only find an ice cube in the ‘fridge to suck on.
The Socialist Neo-Marxist calls down to the kitchen to have the dessert chef whip up some fresh baked pie. We love us some pie.
Fast Food –
The True Conservative buys a combo meal occasionally when busy out doing business.
The Pretend Conservative Fascist stops at a drive through window on the way home and buys dinner for the family but eats all the french fries before getting home.
The Modern Liberal orders a bean burrito from the 99 cent value menu.
The Socialist Neo-Marxist has someone else pick up their fast food and bring it in the back door when no one is supposed to be looking.
Sitting down to a meal –
The True Conservative thanks God in his heart for being blessed and having good food to eat.
The Pretend Conservative Fascist only says a blessing out loud full of “thous” and “thys” if others are present.
The Modern Liberal eats while explaining Jesus was a socialist and died for social justice.
The Socialist Neo-Marxist eats what someone else worked to produce that was bought with someone else’s money.
Television Viewing –
The True Conservative watches a favorite show, flips over to catch the headlines and then turns the TV off to get some work done.
The Pretend Conservative Fascist flips around the news channels all day but is glued to a particular opinion show in order to know what his opinions should be. Then complains no one does anything or gets anything done anymore.
The Modern Liberal forgets what he watched because he was too stoned. Then flips over to the fake news show on the comedy channel to make sure he knows what his opinions should be.
The Socialist Neo-Marxist makes a speech to “ordinary Americans” to tell them what their opinions are supposed to be.
Good ‘ole Days –
The True Conservative talks about the days when Reagan was President.
The Pretend Conservative Fascist talks about the days when Nixon was President.
The Modern Liberal talks about the days when LBJ was president and what it would be like if only FDR was still President. But longs for the days when Carter was president because weed was a lot cheaper and easier to find then.
The Socialist Neo-Marxist doesn’t talk about the past, only about “progressing” forward.
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